Funny Sms Part~1

Funny Sms Part~1



1.Who said english is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No... 
1.-----I don"t have brain...  
2.-----I dont have sence... 
3.-----I am stupid.... 


2.One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other 
by using Pigeon instead of mobile. 
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. 
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid "This was a missed call

3.Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- 
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets, 
L-Love, 
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college regularly....

Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, 

the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof

4.I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

5.At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.
5 million people r drinking coffee.
100 million people r sleeping & 
1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on


6.The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. 
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?


7.i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.
U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

8.girls are like phones. 
we like to be held and talked too- 
but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

9.Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! 
WIFE satys No, it means - 
With Idiot for Ever.

W: Wonderful
I: Item
F: For
E: Entertainment
(WIFE)
H: Handsome
U: Useful
S: Smart
B: But
A: At
N: Night
D: Dangerous
(HUSBAND

10.I Want You To Be with Me
In a Nice Restaurant
To Have Candle Light Dinner...&
Say Those Sweet
Three Words To U...
"Pay The Bill 


11.Love affairs:Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test

12.womens r like internet virus 
1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money 
edit ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile 
and hang ur life from...

13.GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL.

14.1-5 years girls
love MOM
6-15 years girls
love DAD
16-30 years girls love ME 30-60 years they love HUSBAND
61-100 years they love..


15.After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman 


16.Whn cloud breaks, rain falls! Whn coconut breaks,
water falls!Whn luv breaks tears falls!
But whn ur head break Cowdung falls !

17.My Eyes
DETECTED
My Heart
REACTED
Thousands were
REJECTED
& only u were
SELECTED
bcoz i need a monkey 4 an advertisment 

18.VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
r u handsome ?
r u good looking ?
r u trained ?
r u hardworking ?
looking for a job ?
then.................
apply now;
we need the services of a ~MONKEY~ for the zoo.

19.Yesterday whole night i
was thinkin abt only U
Now i'm
thinking of "V".
Tonight i'll definitly
think abt w,x,y and z 

20.Your smile is amazing... 
you know your smile kills the people.... 
So please save the world.......
and
Brush your teeth....
regularly!....

21.so sweet u r 
so sweet your smile 
so sweet your eyes 
so sweet your style
see how sweetly i lie

22.Flowers die
stories end 
Songs fade
Memories Ragotten 
All things come to End 
But..........
People like U always remain 4rever 
Bcz
GHOST NEVER DIE



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